Posted 1 week ago

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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Posted 1 week ago

ratchetmessreturns:

When you think your life is rough.. there is always someone who has it worse. 

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

wonderlands-absent-queen:

i think part of the reason why 80’s movies were so great was because they explore the idea of teenagers that have absolutely no where to go or no idea of what to do with their life- and that’s okay.

(Source: nickdunnne)

Posted 1 week ago

praybeforeyouslay:

she got themimage

but thatimage

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Posted 1 week ago

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
pau1y:

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

^

pau1y:

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

^

(Source: cockbarf)

Posted 1 week ago
Leslie Knope got her dream job, had kids, and is basically running the world on JJ’s waffles and friendship. What more do you want, Academy? I suppose if Pawnee had an emotionally unavailable nerd in a Flash t-shirt, it could finally get the respect it deserves.
Posted 1 week ago
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Posted 1 week ago

thegirlwiththebadblood:

bethosaurus:

targaryen-wings:

witch-doctor-anfelo:

AWWW THIS IS ADORABLE!!

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

WHAT THE FUCK OMFG

(Source: poyzn)

Posted 1 week ago

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit